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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends


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"[My dream dinner date would be with] Gilda Radner, Anais Nin, and Jennifer Lawrence – because although we don’t know each other well, we’re always sending each other texts and weird images." - Emma Stone


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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.


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katerinadoppelpetrova:

Harry Potter Creatures

           inspired by this (x)


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forged-by-fantasy:

 Daenerys Targaryen wed Khal Drogo with fear and barbaric splendor in a field beyond the walls of Pentos, for the Dothraki believed that all things of importance in a man’s life must be done beneath the open sky.


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marion-draws:

Not when she still owes me a dance


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colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person


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Tom Hiddleston being way too excited about decaf coffee. [x]

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tonistarkofwinterfell:

Oct. 8 - Name an episode that made you lol

Partners in Crime.

THIS IS SO GREAT BECAUSE I CAN’T READ LIPS AND HAVE NEVER KNOWN WHAT THEY’RE SAYING BLESS YOU


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pacapaldalecki:

michiemurder:

On a scale of Thorin to Kili, what’s your current mood?

Bilbo